Sunday, 16 March 2014


The town was rebuilt in the style of the time: art deco. 

Plaque for reconstruction architects, 1931.
These are the signs I saw from the first two years after the earthquake.

Pink art deco building from 1931.

Parker's Chambers art deco style building 1932

The Emporium in Napier, Art Deco building from 1932.

Colourful art deco shop in Napier, from 1932.

Munster Chambers art deco office Napier New Zealand.

Art deco building from 1933 in Napier New Zealand.

Art deco building from 1933.


Opossum World

Opossum World is a taxidermy tourist attraction in Napier, New Zealand.

There's a taxidermied possum peeking out from a hollow in a tree.

It's uniquely decorated with… taxidermied possums.

A taxidermied opossum pulls a funny face. It's neck is at an unnatural angle.

Possums are a nasty pest in New Zealand, so they didn't strike me as grotesque - just as karmic justice.

A small, white possum, rides a larger brown possum. They both look very soft.

Napier is the art deco capital of the world. A taxidermied possum wears a fringed flapper dress.

A taxidermied possum tries to hide on top of a switch box.

A taxidermied opossum wears a nightgown and cap, and carries a candlestick.

A soft looking taxidermied possum munches a plastic leaf.

A creepy taxidermy possum stretches out its tiny dead arms to the viewer.

A taxidermy possum peeks out from behind a net curtain.

A taxidermy opossum stretches out its little arms like a zombie.

Opossum World also sells merino, possum skins and furs. It's right on Marine Parade in Napier - I'd recommend dropping in if you're ever in the neighbourhood.

Monday, 6 January 2014

Rejected Images

Once a week or so I post a cute picture to my work's Facebook page. Which means once a week or so I dig through the internet to find The Cutest Picture.

I look for images which tell a story or have some narrative potential, which leads to googling ridiculous phrases, like "the happiest cat," or "startled dog."

There's a lot of cute pictures out there: they can't all make the cut. Here's a few pictures I've rejected.

Tired happy cat.

Surprised cat happy.

Cat in Christmas tree lights.

Cat in Christmas tree decorations.

Cat in Christmas tree.

Sleepy happy fat cat.

Happy cat smiling.

Tired kitty.

Kitty tummy.

Cat Christmas Tree.

Cat stuck in Christmas Tree.

Surprised cat.

Startled Cat.

Surprised cat scared.

Happy dog.

Scared cat.

(These images are scraped from the first page of google images. If one belongs to you, let me know and I'll remove it or credit you.)

Tuesday, 31 December 2013

Gotten Better

"I would get an IUD, but your post changed my mind - it sounds awful!"

Whoops.

If you squint at my friend's X-ray, you can see her IUD!


I thought I should update the original post, because things have gotten better.

Monday, 16 December 2013

Have you seen booties? Booties are tiny little shoesies for tiny little feetsies and they're about the sweetest thing ever. It's a shame that you can't just knit them without some reason - your own child, or the guise of charity.

My boyfriend's sister's expecting, and I am tremendously excited. Not about baby snuggles or a new faux-family member (niece-ish? Niece-to-be? Niecefriend?), but about the knitting.

"Booties!" said an acquaintance. "Oh are you - "
"Knitting them for my boyfriend's sister, yes," I said placidly. I barely know her, but she is a perfect foil to accusing fertility questions.