Follow Friday - Mallelis

Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) is a writer working differently with the new medium. Yes, Twitter is a new medium; it's a new way of presenting and consuming information, with constraints, and conventions, some of which this writer accepts, and some she rejects.

what's the comment thread count on these sheets
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) March 17, 2013

dont let a man think of u as an EGGHEAD ladies. women who are smart DONT get husbands. tell him u dont know what colors are
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) March 16, 2013

I remember fondly the hashtag salesmen of my youth. "Hashtags! Piping hot hashtags!" they'd call as we children tumbled into the street.
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) March 16, 2013

Never Knowing When To Take A Conversation Offline Or What To Call It That's Less Insufferable Than Going Offline: The Mallory Ortberg Story
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) March 15, 2013

A version of Genesis 1 where instead of flowers and beasts God just keeps making oldtimey cattle rustlers & instead of 7 days he never stops
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) March 15, 2013

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Anyhow this has been My Ancestors Worked The Land With Their Hands And I Find Owning A Car Difficult
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) March 13, 2013